Oppar doesn’t find it sexy when you fucking attack him in an airport while he’s trying to walk. Just saying.
(Source: jiahengs)
My desi father's way to deal with a bad day
Me: Sometimes it's like every single person around you is just out to ruin your whole day, right?Dad: I cannot find my socks. Where are?
Me: "Where are they."
Dad: Yes, where are they?
Me: You're not listening. I said something.
Dad: Well, my method is simple. Alhumdulillah. When everyone is acting foolish and annoying me, I just think to myself, "You all are going to die some day. All of you. Everybody. Good."
Me: ...
Dad: It gives me peace to know they and their stupidity is not immortal, you see. I am a rational person.
