You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
why is it that like when someone says ‘oh i want a bf’ a bunch of dudes just casually flock in like ‘hey there… ;)’ and its like
no this isnt a first come first serve sort of deal dont touch me dont even breathe within a mile of me get out
Now all other cotton candy is just boring.
ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME
this makes me so happy
OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not