You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
(Source: jimestmort)
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
why is it that like when someone says ‘oh i want a bf’ a bunch of dudes just casually flock in like ‘hey there… ;)’ and its like
no this isnt a first come first serve sort of deal dont touch me dont even breathe within a mile of me get out
Now all other cotton candy is just boring.
ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME
this makes me so happy
OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not
